Why The Truth Is Better Than Surgery!

A few years ago I prepared a friend of mine with a very special hot-tong consisting of some mixed black, soap and weed all mixed together with a greenish-coloured hash oil.:dance: He took the bottle, inhaled, held his breath and then exhaled. With that he told me he was going home to get some cash and I never seen him again for over a week.:stoned:

When he got home he was so fucked that he started puking up all over the kitchen. His Father walked in and couldn't believe what was going on.:confused: When he questioned his son as to why he was so ill and so pale he replied 'It must of been that burger from the kebab shop!':mad: and with that his Dad swiftly dialled 999.

The last anyone I knew saw of him, he was being carried away on a stretcher wearing an oxygen mask! I shit myself and instantly went into paranoia mode, thinking that he would grass me up for giving him an almighty dose of THC.:dance:

:) Luckily for me he kept his mouth shut... ...:( Unluckily for him it got a fuck-sight worse...

The doctors had carried out blood tests and confirmed that there were NO traces of food poisoning in his bloodstream.:confused: When asked if there were any other symptoms he quickly blurted out 'MY STOMACH!!' and was promptly rushed to surgery to have his appendix whipped out, just to be on the safe side!

When he was discharged from hospital a week later, we went round to his flat and asked him why he didn't just say he was stoned.:confused: He said that he didn't want his Dad to know he was caned! He said the lies built up and up and up and that he had to go through with it! FUCK THAT!

So there you have it. There are times in your life when telling the truth is a fuck-sight better than going through surgery!:thumbsup:

haha what a brave fellow

damn that's nuts.

I know someone that did basically of the same thing. She was stealing morphine for almost a year. She couldn't get it anymore and went through withdraw. He folks took her to the hospital when she got sick and she wouldn't admit to what she really did. She kept complaining of pain in her stomach so they ended up removed her appendix and if I remember correctly they took out her gallbladder too.