My own personal history of successful drug test

Dude, this is the skinny on drug test. I have had personally in my lifetime had over 40 drug tests. If I remember correctly, I've only popped on 2.

First thing you need to determine is which drug test you are going to get.
This can be tough for many of reasons. You can't ask or you will bring suspicion to yourself.

The only way you will find out is from a friend that works there or when you get your offer of employment and they tell you to go get your drug test.

The longer you have to prepare the better off your are.


These are the drug test I have seen.

Hair- It is said to be the toughest to beat. I have only had one and I passed.
I was 13 days clean from smoking weed and I kind of prepared for it by
getting a hair cut 2 days before. They say this test can track up to 6
months. All I can say is , FUCK YOU to drug testers. I beat you again.
Saliva- This is said to track Drug or alcohol in the system for the last 3-4 days before the test. I smoked weed 2 days before and I passed. This is the first of these kind I have seen. It is like you see on CSI. One of those q tips that goes between the teeth and cheek. You have to hold it there for 45 seconds and that is it. I was ready for a piss test. Luckily I was chewing gum. A srong gum before I went in and I mad sure not to get to much DNA by keeping the q tip looosely in my mouth.
Piss Test- The Most popular test by far. I can Pass these every time. All I need is at least 2 hours to prepare.

The best way to Pass a piss test is to drink alot of water. Just keep drinking water and peeing a whole lot. I usually drink over a gallon to a gallon and a half and make sure it is not cold or you will get the shivers. I keep drinking water and peeing. Then about an hour and a hald before the test I take aobut 5-7 Echinacia/Golden Seal from the vitamin department of your local store and this has worked for me everytime. I have smoked the night before even.

Blood- I am not sure. I have never gotten one for drugs anyway.

Walk the straight line- Just put one foot in front of the other

well what if you don't take the vitamins...(I just blazed on Saturday, the 4th and am getting a test on the 18th), so if I just drink a ton of water and don't take the vitamins, I still have my friend's piss, but do you think I could even use my own if I just drink a lot of water?

I think is it is possible to pass. Depending on your level of thc in your body. I have always just used the ech/goleden seal, so I feel comfortable with it. With the water you are diluting the thc in your body. So there is still some in your pee when you do the test, it is just not enough to go over the allowable limit.
Remember, as a latch ditch effort if you have nothing else. Get some soap scum under your fingernails and run your pee over it when your testing. It will most probably either give a negative or a false reading which will mean a retest at a later date. More time to get prepared. Late