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i love to smoke weed and hav that feeling of getn caught out by a parent, cop, teacher etc and especialy when ur sooo paraniod and smoking in an insecure place
wat situations hav u been in thats made ur heart beat like a motherfucker!!
tell us so i have somehting to laugh at!!! lol :dance:
lol my buds and i were smokin in my room on 2006 new year's and it was a lot of their first times and my first time inside. well, about 3 o'clock rolls around, and we got hendrix blastin w/ the stereo on about 3542235 volume, and my mom comes and knocks on the door. well, we all thought the room fucking reeeeaked, and so before i opened the door, we all spazzed out opening windows and shit, and then my mom takes me out in the hall and starts yellin at me and i soooo thought she could smell it on me...lol the funny part is, we only had 3 bowls between us and we all blew the smoke out the window, while we had incense burning...lol
Ive got this really tiny piece a little bigger than a quarter with a metal bowl and wood lip. Toking in the room with a friend and I hear my dad a split second before he opens the door. Impulsively I shove the piece into my mouth cause I was hitting it at the time. "We're home after all tonite, everything good?" "Mpssshtmphm". When the door shut again I spat out the most vile scoobie snack, then smoked that.
Well I am really gone right now and I don't have a room so I have to use the computer in the living room. My mom walked in and talked to me. I didn't say anything weird but I feel like she made a few awkward pauses as if she knew. But I can never tell when I'm like this. Eh... if they suspected something, I'd be in trouble right now.
WAY TO MANY TO LIST, but one off the top of my head, a couple yrs ago me and my b ro were toking in his room and my mom walks in out of no wherre(im good at hiding things from the view of ones eyees when walked in on) and i had a hit in my lungs and i held it in for like a min until she left!!!!
i have alot to list but heres a few...
me and my brother had just toked some majorly good bud (two blunts and a bunch of bowls) and we had used a CD jewel case as an ashtray for the shit, and fuckin i got scared as hell cause my mom was driving up the street, so i took the jewel case with the roaches and ashes in it and just frisbeed that bitch into the forest next to my house... this was september, and from what i know its still there.
and another one i was smoking a bowl during the superbowl XL halftime show and my father walked up to the door and knocked and proceeded to open it, i was by the window blowing the hits out, and right before he had knocked i blew a hit and the wind blew back, and all this smoke was up by my ceiling, but i told him was up, and got away with it, cause my bowl was behind my back.
Hehe i love thoso experiences...
well it was a boring school day so me and three other ppl went to blaze in the park nearby the school....We were smoking up with a pipe when we saw a couple of cops getting out of a cop car and staring to walk towards us. One of my friends dumped all the ashes onto the ground a shoved the pipe into her pants...the cops searched us all but only found the baggie and let us go...it was pretty funny.
another one was when i was smoking some bowls in my room, and i lysoled the fuck out of it, and my dad and mom came home, and asked why it smelled that good, and asked if i was smoking dope, and i was still high, and told them that i was smoking opium through a ten foot pipe (jokingly of course) and my dads like "well thats O.K. as long as it wasnt marijuana" and i just smile and shut the door. funny shit.
I used to be so fuckin retarded. Everytime I would smoke in my room I would get caught, but I kept doing thinking "Naw, I won't get caught this time..." But that fealing comes everytime someone bangs on my door when I'm in my room, cuz I think they're goin to yell at me and kick me out, which they've tried before lol
Oh yea! I was high yesterday, and had to go get kerosene w/ my mom, because she pulled a muscle in her arm and can't lift the jugs, so I followed my stepdad into the garage where I was smoking for a good hour and it fuckin REAKED. He never said a thing, but I was like sweating lol