What is the condition of your Vagina right now?

Pink and waiting for the Big Submarine.:rasta: :thumbsup: :dance: ;) :stoned:

we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine

the meat curtains are calling

Oh god....vagina?
You mean that area of a girl's private where it smells like tuna fish, it's got a stinky, sticky, and red hole of flesh? Wow....
Okay...
A pussy reminds me of Penis Marijuana for several reasons
1. Its sticky, icky, and skunky
2. Smoking it gets the dick high (My dick gets the munchies a lot...always needs pussy!)
3. Most importantely, its got a whole shitload of sparkly, white crystals all inside the pussy that gets you sky high if you swallow enough of the crystal malt.
I always had a preference of talking to the pussy, even dressing it up, before becoming "anally inclined" so to speak (rubbing my asshole against her pussy, with a dildo stick between us) fucking great sex! FUCKING GREAT SEX!
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Jesus scares me.

the best movie to picture in my head is

the neverending story, when hes flying on falcore (spelling) the dragon, while listening to new age ambience music

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Originally Posted by notrightquite

Jesus scares me.

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*dies*

My vagina is back in the box it came in.

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

My vagina is back in the box it came in.

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so your box is inside of a box?

hope you sealed it for freshness

I love pink, but sorry that my submarine's not yellow.
I love yellow, and it's not pink, either.