sorry if youre blonde

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says, I don't mean to be a a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their hands

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Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mouthfull

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A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"


The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"

"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave"

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A blond was driving along a country road, listening to the radio. The D.J. was telling blonde jokes one after the other, and she got extremly pissed off and turned of the radio.

She continued down the road, and in a field she saw another blond in a canoe trying to row across the field. She stopped and got out of the car, and yelled across to the other blond, "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!"

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:p again, sorry if ur blonde, nuttin personal lol :)

keep em coming I was in a pissy mood earlier but between the jokes ive been reading on this site and some others im nearly pissing myself laughing now.

haahahahahahahahahahahah love it lol

i am not impressed didnt find them ones amusin sorry
an of course i am blonde :P

haahahahah hunny sweety i still love u but i must say if those were burnette jokes i would have still been laughin my ass off lol :D:D:D:D

:o sorry hunny, my apologies :)

hahahahha funny jokes

How ya sink a submarine full of blondes?

knock on the door!

How ya sink it again?

knock on the door again ,,,watch em open the window yelling we wont fall for that trick again!!

LMAO

damn dog now thats funny!!!