Relaxation tecniques

I thought that I'd share with all of you my technique to become completely relaxed and achieve the best high.

First I'll clean my room and light a few candles so it looks nice and smells clean. Next I'll smoke a couple bowls and take a steamy shower with some chill music playing. I make sure to use really powerful smelling shampoo so I can smell it in my hair for the rest of the night.

After the shower I light a fire in my fireplace and smoke some more. When the fire is going nice and strong I'll place myself on my couch with a water bottle and a whole bunch of comic books. I'll read them until I get board then I turn on my lava lamps, fuel the fire, and hop into bed with a hot water bottle by my feet and just watch the lights on my ceiling and let my mind wander until I fall asleep.

I always wake up feeling better than ever and ready to tackle anything.