funny pranks/stories...only tell them if you have a sweet buzz..

one time at high school, in grade 11. Our math class won a trip to Canada's wonderland. i was really pumped. i was soo pumped up i head butted my teacher. (not really) but, i was sent to the office for being late. and im always late.. so i wasnt allowed to leave school grounds for a "punishment".. they said i had to pick up garbage.. but i said no way.. i rather spend the whole day with the principal at canadas wonderland.. BY THE WAY... the office knows me very well.. :) And they always treat me like shit.. iam mouthy and dont really care much.. but i dont care about that.... so they decided that they would make me spend the whole day at canadas wonderland..(fdor you people who have a serious buzz and dont know what canadas wonderland is.. its an amusment park) under supervision.. i was pretty pissed at that.. but i wasnt pissed after i got out of the office becuase i saw up the secritarys skirt and i poped like 16 boners.. i went home and fooled around with my girlfriend, as i thought about the secritary.. anyways..

So friday comes along.. in the morning before we left we had a breakfest.. i smoked a nice jay in the car, priror to this breakfest soo i ate soo much i didnt even eat lunch..

so after the nice jay my buddy and i walked into the school and notice they had coffee there.. i like coffee cause it gets me pumped.. soo i notice ms.tinney standing near the coffee.. and luckily i had some "king bio natural" which is a liquid similar to exlax.. makes you take serious shits. soo i decided to do something.. ha ha ha.. (this story may seemed fucked, but its 8:00am and ive been up all night drinking, smoking dope, and doing some other "stuff")

i approached the coffee stands with a smile and ms.tinney noticed me right away.. she smiled at me and said something stupid.. i think it was "hey, you showed up!" and i just said good morning to her... i then grabed a cup and handed it to my buddy.. who was eating all the pancakes on the other side because we smoked a nice jay and he had serious munchies.. so my buddy who has the serious munchies pours about a quarter cup full of "king bio natural" (the stuff that makes your ass leak) i then took the cup back and filled it up with coffee... i noticed she was talking to other students soo, i distrupted her and said "her, lets start out day off right" or something like that.. i sort of forget cause i had smoked a nice jay in the car prior to the breakfest... She smiled at me and said something really gay like.. soo, far. mr.cant say my last name, it seems like we're off to a good start.."

sooo the fat grease ball(my principal) pours creme and sugar into her "coffee".. i then just walked away and said something like ill see ya in a bit...

soo we bored the fackin buses and of course my principal says you cant sit with any of your friends.. or girls.. soo i had to go sit up at the front of the bus with the fat grease ball princial.. she took up soo much room on the bus seat i had to sit on the edge, the side of the seat was going up my ass.. but i knew it would be worth it...

soo shes still drinking her coffee, siping on it like a facking know it all..
by the way it was about an hour drive and the whole way there she kept asking me idiotic questions about my family... i she wanted to get to know me.. she says she knows my dad.. (everyone knows my filthy father.. he is the only neuro surgeon in and around the city) soo, we finally arrive at Canada's facking Wonderland, and she's acting all cool with her dorky glasses and fat ass.. she gives us instructions on when to meet back at the buses and stuff like that.. and everyone gets their tickets and spreads way.. im still with the ms.tinney, the fat grease ball, i noticed in line she was getting uncomfertable.. as soon as we got in.. she said lets go to the washroom first... meanwhile shes walking soo fast for a large person, it was an attraction its self.. she then went into the washroom.. im with my buddy and his girlfriend.. my girlfriend was with her friends, and they wernt far behind.. soo im waiting in front of the smelly washrooms for about 10 minutes.. 15 minutes go by and i finally tell my friends girlfriend to go in there too see if she is alright... my buddys girlfriend comes out about 3 minutes later and says... lets go... and i say "what do you mean" and my buddys girlfriend says
"your allowed to go with your friends." after she said that i was laughing soo hard i went and took a leak..which was sweet.

Soo, at 3 o'clock we are supposed to meet up at the buses.. we meet there, and its about 3:30pm.. still no prinicpal....so i told ms.gullo, the other teacher who wears sweet thongs all the time, the last time i saw her was in the washroom.. and i told her she said i could go by myself.. the whole bus was quiet and listening to me.. which was sweet.. cause i got off of hanging with the fat greaser all day...

so ms. gullo goes to the washrooms checks.. no principal..

fuck this.. im just going to sum it up... ms.gullo goes to the information desk and asks about the principal...the principal was in the nurses aid.. with explosive diarehhea... i dont know what happend for sure in the nurses aid room because i wasnt there...

overall... she shat all day and probley all night.. she never knew it was me that put bio natural in her coffee...


that was long... holy shit

thats fucked, man. thats seriously fucked. its so fucked I don't even know if its a funny kind of fucked or a mean kind of fucked...

how close are you to wonderland? my work is like 5 mins drive, we should blaze sometime

oh dude, iam about to drive to a cottage with my friends and i havnt even slept yet and its 11:00am... im soo sketched out.. its sweeet though

download the song " AYO FOR YAYO " - andre nikatina

and goin

lmao ammie keep poundin the drum haha

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KK GOTTA LOVE ME LMAO I DONT EVEN KNOW WTF THIS THREAD IS ABOUT IT WAS JUST TO MUCH TO READ LOL :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

naw same here. read the first line, scrolled down and gave up.. too much of a headfuck

ammie, ur like the fukin duracel bunny lol just keep goin and going and going

ahem its the energizer bunny u silly willy geez dont u peeps know nuffin ;)

call me old fashiond but i dun do pranks that cause bodily harm, if i wanted to id jus use my hands. but one time i put superglu on a golden dolar, u know those new things tha came out, an pressed it on my teachers desk. she only tried to pick it off fer like 3 mins b4 she jus put a cup over it so noone laughed at her i guess. that ones a classic.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

naw same here. read the first line, scrolled down and gave up.. too much of a headfuck

ammie, ur like the fukin duracel bunny lol just keep goin and going and going

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lmao it was probably the part about the math class winning a trip to Canada's wonderland. I mean how fun would that be?