how to pass you ask?

my way....but ok the only way this will work is if the person isnt watching and is actually out of the room....ok this worked for me once and i keep planning on it so i can smoke ....ok get a medicine bottle(like a clear one) and get a easy to remove top....have someone pee in it thats clean(and make sure its enough practice and test it) and about an hour b4 u go in tape it on ur gouche.....it hurts but its worth it.....and then when u have to piss just open the cap and pour it in slowly so it sounds like ur actually pissin....the slower u go the more its louder which sounds like ur pissin....idk if ur that desperate here ya go...it works....