Please Read... Give your Advice..

ok so im flying to denver next week on friday. i wil be staying there with my friend for 9 days. i wanna get some crazy fuego and bring it back with me on the plane. Any ideas? i already have a pretty fool-proof plan, lemme know what you think:
I'm gonna take ~15g in a regular heavy duty ziplock, then, i have a resealer (one of those litlle plastic things you plug in the wall and use to reseal your jumbo dorritos bag) that im going to be bringing with me. I'll eat a bag of dorritos, then without cleaning the inside of the bag, place the bud in there, seal her up, and tape it to my crotch area.
You think ill be able to get thr airport security like that? wearing jeans and a hoody?

if your gonna pu't it into a doretos bag...cary it on. regardless of what container its in...if they find it in your crotch your messed.

if your gonna crotch it...pick a bag that doestn crackle.

i only have experiance bypassing 7 grams, I took my quarter and double ziplocked it then i bought a bottle of the strongest smelling shampoo i could find. i emptyed out the bottle put the bag in then refilled the bottle with the shampoo that was previously emptied out. then put it in my back pack wich was my carry on.

Mail it to yourself.

ive heard of the shampoo trick... but what if they see buds inside the bottle when it passes thru xray? Stupid question: will the dorritos bag set the metal detector off?

Big risk. Good luck on that.

Somehow, I think it would be safer to mail it than to deal with the TSA, especially if you get caught.