Just bored ask any question you want problems in life, relationships, stupid shit whatever its all the same to me.
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Just bored ask any question you want problems in life, relationships, stupid shit whatever its all the same to me.
does god masturbate?
when he comes does some loopy person on the news that thinks they can predict the weather say it's snowing? and if like he gets kinky with a hooker and a strap on then does the loopy person say it's a "raging blizzard"?
Why do I feel dirty after I masturbate?
And, could God create a buritto so big, that he couldn't even finish it?
hahahaha now where did I hear that again? save me m8 :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
to pure evil: why does that say it over sometimes?
yes god cums all over the earth and we have a blizzard. No he cant create a burrito so big that he cant finish it which saddens him. You feel dirty after you masturbate because ur a dumb fuck, but if ur serious about that its because u loose ur sex drive after words.
to pure evil: why does that say it over sometimes?
..what?
Who kidnapped the Lindberg baby?
Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
"you feel dirty after masturbating because ur a dumb fuck"
probably the funniest thing i have ever read on here.. i dont know it just caught me in the moment
May I suggest you clean up with tissues instead of letting that stuff stick to the inside of your pants?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Problem solved! ;)