quick i need help

i'm going to the nadur carnival this weekend, and i need some quick help for making a good (and quick) costume. any ideas please?

rap yourself in suran wrap and say your an advocate for safe sex

i dont think it would be a good idea to make anything associated with weed. i dont want to ruin a weekend if the policew suspect anything

i was looking for gimp suits the other day and found this.

D.I.Y Gimp Suit - For this area of Bondage a latex or plastic Gimp Suit and mask is required. Due to availability and cost reasons we recommend using a durable black refuse bag, these are readily available from all Supermarkets and Household stores. Before stepping into your D.I.Y Gimp suit some slight modifications are required. You will need to cut yourself some eyeslits, a breathing hole and a genital hole(if your feeling naughty) *Note - If you are a minor please seek adult supervision for this, scissors are dangerous kids! And there you have it! Your very own Gimp Suit, feel free to step into your suit and make your way to the bedroom, or make your way to the bedroom first before sticking it on. We take no liability for damage caused by climbing stairs in your Gimp Suit. Feel free to experiment in your shiny new love suit, rustle away under the cover for hours!

maybe?

^^^Ya, like from Pulp Fiction. :p^^^

Just wear some grubby clothes, dress like a homeless person, grab an empty bottle of booze, and say you're a bum.

hahahahaha.... hahaha... lol

would be great but the carival is outside, it may be cold and uncomfortable, i think its meant for use only indoors...

yes i got an idea, i'll hang a sign from my neck

"need cash for alcohol research"

hahaha

make a penis out of styrofoam and paint it brown
place it on your head
you can go as a dickhead

Strap a Bong onto yur dick and put a sign on yur neck "I like My Bong Like Fuck"

had the best costume ever!!!

i hanged a sign from my neck and on my back i wrote need cash for alcohol research

and on the front i wrote
I love women... Who love women (but in maltese i wrote it)

and everybody loved it, including most of the girls lol, everybody wanted to have a picture with me, i lost count of how many picture they took lol

was a great carnival!!!!