Cheney Shrooms.,<>?_)(*&^%$#@!

"Hi, my name is Dickus Cheney and I was smokin da good chit and consumed a few kick ass shrooms when I axidently shot my friend." "Ya see-Officer, I was haluscinatin, I thought my friend was Scooter Libby for a fraction of a second and pulled the trigger"

"Yep, I sure did." "Do you know how good it felt to shoot someone again?" "I did it to impress Jodi Foster"

"John Hinkley and I are suppose to go huntin next weekend".

"Well, I gotta go collect some money from Haliburton."

"Toke to ya later".

"Oh and officer, don't think about testing me for drink or drugs!" "I am the Vice President of the United States!!!"

wtf

drug is not good for children