Anti-Religion contest in Quebec

Must say i am proud of this one...Found this in a forum in quebec, they opened a contest...


CAROLINE RODGERS:

SHIT HAPPENS (ou la vie selon chaque religion):

* Taoism: Shit happens.

* Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

* Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

* Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

* Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

* Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

* Jehovah's Witnesses May we have a moment of your time to show you some
of our shit?"