Bitch!!!

I used to have a friend and recently we had an argument over the stupidest thing, so she punched me over this reason. I thought nothing of it, and she wanted me to apologise before she would apologise to me (not for hitting me). Well she had my bong in her house and I was playing a game when she was talking on MSN Messenger saying:

"you want your bong back?"
"answer me"
"fine i'll go smash it"

I didn't know she was messaging me but when I closed my game I saw it and then I went the shop only to find pieces of thin glass that where as thin as my bong glass scattered outside my house.

THE FUCKING BITCH SMASHED IT.

Oh well, I get thats the price I pay for shagging the living daylight out of her :D.

PS: Sorry this is in the wrong section, can you delete it please moderators/administrators.

holy shit.. thats like.. almost too hardcore

are you sure you shouldnt slash her tires or anything?

I think, over that bong, you should be shagging her brainless on an hourly basis.

yeah my thoughts to peng.....you need to st8 up rail the fuck outta her

while i was reading this though, i thought of a good april fools joke. here it is.

find someone who has a nice, expensive glass piece.. get it into your possession.

go into another room or somthing and smash a glass or something and be like...

dude.. im SO sorry, but i accidentally dropped your piece/bong and it smashed.

the cleanup will be well worth it when he shits his pants.. then you both smoke a bowl!

april fools bitches!

damn thats a crazy bitch

Yeah next time yall fuck ream her the fuck OUT! right before you blow your shit i would pull out and stick it in her but real fast and cum inside her. And say you break my bong and i brake your hole!...BITCH! lol

oh yeah and piss in her butt cheeks!

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Originally Posted by justinsane

while i was reading this though, i thought of a good april fools joke. here it is.

find someone who has a nice, expensive glass piece.. get it into your possession.

go into another room or somthing and smash a glass or something and be like...

dude.. im SO sorry, but i accidentally dropped your piece/bong and it smashed.

the cleanup will be well worth it when he shits his pants.. then you both smoke a bowl!

april fools bitches!

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don't forget the doctor's fees for when he punches you in the fuckin face over it :thumbsup: