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Theres gonna be a homocide tonight, I don't know who yet but for the 3rd time my car has been broken into, first 2 times were to get weed, this time was the get the only thing of value in the car, my $125 pioneer CD player. if anyone pisses me off today. or if i get any information at all people are gonna die today. im gonna walk the streets tonight and before this day is over.....someone is going to die. no joke no drama just the simple fact that im going to kill someone i dont like tonight.
people need to learn to respect other people. when im not respected im not respectful. anyone who even thinks about fucking with me at all is gonna get a broken face.
Carl- Dials 911
911- How can I help you?
Carl- God is going to kill someone tonite!!!
911- Can you please put your mum on the phone little child.
Carl- God is going to kill someone arrghhhhhhhhhhh.
set some traps.
leave something that looks worth taking in the front seat with the window open.
hide somewhere near by.
if someone steals the item just follow em and when your out of your hood just dump.
Shit on them?
Atleast if your gonna kill someone (which I dont advise) atleast get some money off them.
Videotape him or kick his ass, whichever's more fulfilling.
YEah im gonna fuck some people up today. I'm gonna find out who's stealing my shit at work. I'm gonna leave my car there hide a little weed in there and sit in my friends car just a few spaces down. Then whoever looks in my car gets a knife in the gut and im gonna rip their eyes out. and if its a guy im going to cut off his useless little pecker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
To find my CD player im gonna cruise the hood tonight seeing if i can find whos selling it. then im gonna jack his shit up beyond belief, trash his/her place and send them to the hospital or to the coroner.
Start off by grabbing his head and smashing his face off your knee cap a few times, followed by a few good smacks to the bridge of his nose, and if you want to make sure he doesn't do it again take a hammer with you and smash his knee caps, that will garauntee that he won't try and pull this shit again :dance: I would also advice doing what friendowl suggested.Quote:
Originally Posted by God v2.0
After this murder I think it's time for an upgrade to the V2.1 Godware.
Carefull god, gods only god as long as he lives, if you came that far dont blow it now, do you want to start over again? the law killed god once already.