Few Ideas To Be Proven Wrong/Right

Alright I've heard some things, read some things, thought about some things. Came up with some ideas and some questions.

1. How does Niacin help? Niacin if I remember correctly is in Red Bull or other similar energy drinks. Would downing a few of these help? Rather expensive but hell I think Red Bull is pretty tasty.

2. I read on a website (found the link on these boards when looking around) that Ibprofun (sp?) like Advil or Tylenol shows positive as THC on a drug test. If this is true, how come everyone doesn't pop 4 Advil and use that as an excuse?

3. Drinking a bottle of listerine. Read it on these boards again. Possibly the alcohol in it would do something? Who the f*ck would drink a bottle of Listerine it's gotta burn hell.

4. I drink a lot of coffee. Coffee makes you piss. Would massive amounts of caffeine raise suspicion? Would this be a good method of dilution?

5. Alcohol (Beer, Vodka, etc.): Another effective method of dilution? If I'm right it would just dilute you not clean you out completely like I hear some people claim. Also showing up at a test drunk wouldn't help the average person.

6. Aspirin?

Any information would be appreciated, as I am working on my own method of passing tests. So far I have come up with:

BEFORE TEST

1. Drink coffee and be an alcoholic until about 2-3 days before the test.
2. Exercise and work out until 3 days before the test. Lose some weight.
3. Drink energy drinks (Niacin)
4. Stop smoking weed in advance (For me, 4 days but I'm small with a fast motabolism. id suggest 1-2 weeks+)

DAY OF TEST

1. Drink 14 Glasses of water 6 hours before a test.
2. Take 1-2 B Vitamins
3. Piss once before test.
4. Fill cup midstream.

Appreciate the help guys. Later-