I was smokin hash at this stage about 9 year ago.It was a summers day and as usual we were stoned and bored.Myself and my best bud hung around with this guy who was a few years younger.The kids on the road got an awful time off the little shit.So being the inventive one I decided to come up with a little payback!
We smoked a spliff got him stoned and I gave the nod to me bud.I ran across to the house got me some rope hid it on me and floated back over.As quick as I came back we grabbed him.He was all" a lads come on hahaha".We lifted him up brought him over to the lampost and tied him good and tight.There was no one around only a couple of kids and they say this as great fun.Meanwhile the young lad was convinced we would free him Lmao! yeh right!I decided to get the piece of bamboo that my mum used to hit us wit when we were fuckin about nothin harsh now jus a bit of dicipline.
I brought it out and broke it in two and we were going to giv him a few wacks but I had a better idea Give it to the kids!They weren't sure at first cause he was screaming and cussin at them if they touched him blah blah!But after a bit of coaxing they started to lash him soft at first.We were sitting on the wall in bits laughing,Then all of a sudden there were kids everywhere qeuing up with more than bamboo.spoons.plastic shovels branches you name it they had it lmao!
His little brother came out so we decided to leave him and go inside to watch from behind the curtain.We could hear him still sreaning to his brother"PATO,PATO GET A KNIFE" his bro ran inside lol! came back out "NO NOT A BUTTER KNIFE A SHARPE ONE" lol!We were in bits I nearly pissed myself Lmao!As they tried to free him his parents drove up the road and the kids were stil hitting,kicking him.His mum jus screamed " I told you about picking on those kids"gave him a smack across the head and pushed him inside.:D
