Saterical poem over Straight Edge anyone?

If your looking for a in depth poem for the soul or mind, then press the X.This is solely a sarcastic poem of why I think straight edge is ummm, I'll let you choose the word.

Diary of a Straight Edger:

Dear diary, straight edge for life
product of boredom, just another genocide.
I have firm morals therefor I'm better then you
Don't tell me I'm not, stop vexing my views.
I'm no zombie I don't need drugs to have fun
I'll throw my ideals in your face, don't agree? Then your shunned.

Not a big poem writer but I was bored in geometry with a thesaurus, haha..enjoy.