one for the girls!!!!

Sing to the tune of i will survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
> But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
> That I grew strong And knew that I could take you on
>
> But there you are... another lie, I was geared up for a Big Mac
> and you've brought me a French fry
>
> I should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream
> Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans...
>
> Go on now go... walk out the door
> Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
> Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out
> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!
>
> (Chorus) I will survive, I will survive Cos as long as I have
> batteries my sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good
> sex with a handful of latex I will survive, I will survive. .
> .hey hey
>
> It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
> When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
> But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs
> Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed
>
> Go on now go... you'd better flee Last time I saw a pr*ck that
> small was on my brother... he was 3
>
> I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for
> referees
>
> Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me
>
> Go on now go... just hit the track
> Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back
> The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours
> Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce
>
> (Chorus)
>
> Go on now go... get out of my sight I'm going back to my
> appliance 'cos I know it's length is right And if I ever see your
> tiny truncheon standing at my door
>
> You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor
> Go on now go...

ROFLMAO!

Excellent!! lmfao!! Good One.:dance: :) :stoned: