Weird things people say at the wrong time.

Lol, okay so I was just thinking about this; what's something weird that someone you were messing around with has said at the completely most wrong time ever?

I was making out with a guy once and had some cherry lip gloss on and after we're done making out he looks at me and goes "Your lips smell good"

..what? MY LIPS SMELL GOOD?:o

your turn.:thumbsup:

"Oh, my God! I forgot to take my pill!!!"

aha this was recently

"What does penis taste like?"

and

"Is the paint on the wall chipping?"


...retarded guys I sleep with, I swear.

Yeah, my ex-g/f said what I said Saturday after we had sex, twice, for the first time in weeks. Actually, she added, "yesterday" after.

AHAHA I love what guys notice.

I'm trying to think of some other odd things.

one guy and I were laying down next to eachother after had sex and out of no where he was like "Can I trace your hand?"

I didn't understand that..

Jay decided to tell me he had a kid when we first started dating and was like dead serious about it.

He was just kidding though.

I think.

my wife said this.. while watching an american dad commercial (she's always telling me how much she likes my ass, cuz "it's all round and perfect") anyways, it shows the dudes ass and she's like "eww!" then he flexed and they went all bubble-butt like and she goes "that's like your ass!" but i wasn't paying attention to the commercial, all i heard was "EWW! THAT'S LIKE YOUR ASS!"

when some girls parents had box seats to bengals vs. steelers she had a huge football party i had mass alcohal and she grabbed my dick in her kitchen and lead me to her bed. we start gettin heavy and i tell her to take off her shirt. she does. and she starts grabbin my dick while were making out and i pull out a condom and rub it on her arm, still in package. and she says....im raggin.

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Originally Posted by LISTEN2KMK

when some girls parents had box seats to bengals vs. steelers she had a huge football party i had mass alcohal and she grabbed my dick in her kitchen and lead me to her bed. we start gettin heavy and i tell her to take off her shirt. she does. and she starts grabbin my dick while were making out and i pull out a condom and rub it on her arm, still in package. and she says....im raggin.

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and i woulda said some shit like "well i'm not now get to sucking."

chick : "I USED TO BE A GUY" ? hahah. never happened but that would SUCK HUGE DONKEY DICK.

hey as they say when the red rivers a running take the dirt track, but wat a killer eh