Come on, please, amuse me. Let's play a game.

Called "Green Glass Doors".

I say a sentence, you have to take the same format, but different words.

Here's the format:

You can have a _____, but you can't have a _____.

You have to figure out the correlation between the words, and it's set in stone.

Remember the name of the game is "Green Glass Doors".

You can have a joint, but you can't have a doobie.

The only one I can think of is blatantly sexual in nature.

i want to play but i dont understand

You can have a dick but you can't have a pussy

Sorry, had to say it. Was the only thing i could think of. My minds so sexual.... I can't help it...

i know exactly what beachguy is talking about

you can have a drink, but you cant have a beer

you can have this fag but you can't have this cigarette?

Hmmmm.

You can have this weed but you cant have this bud?

You can have this dildo but you can't have this vibrating wand.

Okay, it was going good until CrazyPotHead. Thanks for playing!

You can have this cock but you can't have this chicken.