jobs that test?

what kind of jobs out there are pretty much guaranteed they will test you? i wanna know what it is i'll be doing when im older cuz i dont wanna have to play around with fake piss and shit :p i was looking into doing business stuff but i've decided i might wanna be a teacher since its so easy and they get off for weather and over the summer.. thanks:stoned:

there used to be a list floating aroud with employers that piss test
idk where that list is tho maybe someone else does

lmao THANKS A LOT! :D