Fast and Simple method?

ok I am about to aquire about a ounce of high quality weed and when I do aquire it me and a friend want to eat some to get the effects of eating weed as neither of us have done it. However I only want make a couple doses 1 being a strong trip(for me :)) and 1 being a light/medium trip(for my friend who is a lightweight). Also the shity part is I need a method that can be fastly done as we have to make whatever we are making while my parents are out which will be no more then 20minutes as they no longer trust us :mad: . Also we need a method that doesnt consist of alot of substances cause where running low on groceries and we only have like 2% milk in the house. any help is welcome fellow stoners :smokin:

Make ganja butter. Or better yet put some butter and ganja ground up in the sun and let it cook in the sun for a day. For each ounce of butter put 1 gram of ganja. Then you can spread it on crackers or bread. Just use more or less, depending on your tolerance level. I have not done this before, so I'm not sure it would work. But trying to cook anything for 20 minutes or less is tough. Just remember don't exceed one gram per serving. It takes 1/2 hour to 1 1/2 hours to feel the effects so don't eat too much, you may not like the result. Processed by the liver it's supposed to be 4 times stronger. good luck.

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