Dumb things you did while you were a noob

What are some of the dumbest things you have said or done while being a noob to weed. Some of mine are I called my friend and asked for 'dang' he was like wtf and I said 'get me some dang plz?' then he was like 'you mean dank?' and I said 'yeah!'

Or this one time when I first smoked I brought a smoking shirt and put it over my shirt smoked a pen hitter or 2 and chucked the shirt in the creek. Then I went home brushed my teeth took a shower and changed clothes, because I thought I reeked of weed.

Alright share some of your times...

I got arrested with some beer when I was 15 and and like a retard had my pipe and two grams (separately bagged, of course) on me. Luckily, they didn't find the weed, too. It would have been: minor in possesion, marijuana w/ intent to distribute, and paraphinalia

i once walked like a mile away from my house to smoke. i thought schwag was just another codeword for weed. i've waited like an hour outside my house quite a few times because i thought i smelled.

uh dumb things eh? well i had an arguement with my school principle, like i was just lipping him off so much and he was getting so frustrated and annoyed, while really baked, had a pipe in my binder, and an 1/8 in my sock, and two cops were outside the door, waiting to talk to the principle, but other than that nothing really haha.

my first experience was when this girl told me about skunk weed i went to smell it and said it smell like a clean skunk and i was expecting it to smell like a skunk exactly

well the first time i smoked i was afraid i stank and really paranoid and really baked so i rode my bike around for 2 hours 'airing out' because i thought i would smell.

if i coughed really bad after hitting it, i would just finish my session with whoever. i would quit after like the 2nd bowl sometime.

Nothing really spectacular. I once scraped the side of my friends car after giving into peer pressure and agreeing to drive stoned. I also, in a desperate need for acceptance, let a couple of my buddys drive my car (or should I say my parents car ;) ) after we all got high as I was too afraid to drive while stoned.

The only other thing I can remember is one of the first time I got chonged, after coming downstairs from hotboxing my buddy's sun room, I started having an argument with myself. Needless to say, I won.

to tell you the truth..i was a very informed noob lol because i hung out with people that did for 2 years and all they would talk about was pot and shit so i new practically eevrything....but ive made a few bad deals in my day..

One of the first times I got high I was in the basement of my brothers house(I was renting the basement from him) and he said something about the closet in my room not opening from the inside. I said thats stupid of course it opens from the inside. I stalked into the closet, shut the door and since my brother was right I effectively locked myself inside.
He wouldn't let me out till I stopped laughing.