CHILDS PLAY!!! another one for the sub club

Hey all, I've read every post on this board the past week or so, and wanted to thank everyone who has contributed. This board is a great source for those in desparation in the unwanted/unneeded possiblity of a drug test. Its like any other test.... do you're homework, and you are more likely to pass. I took my test yesterday, and wanted to share my experience with you all.

First of all, this was a pre-employment test (for a GREAT job) and I found out 5 days prior when I had to take it. I immediately stopped smoking, and done my research on the dilution method outlined by IamN2pot. If you have not yet read this, I highly advise you do, the link is http://boards.cannabis.com/member.php?userid=5229

After studying up on dilution, the following day I went to GNC and bought some creatine monohydrate powder ($12), and some B2 vitamins (100% Riboflavin). My test was on wednesday, so on sunday I started creatine loading. If you have powder, drink with something hot like coffee or tea and it dissolves better. The bottle I had said to take 5g every 4 hours. I continued this process on monday and tuesday as well. It should be noted that dilution was my plan B, plan A was to substitute! DUH! I wanted 100% GUARANTEE!! ;)~

Read IamN2pot's subsitution method as well, its at the same link as above. For the bottle, I went to walmart and purchaced a round 3 oz. empty shampoo bottle (no need to worry with rinsing) for all of 50 cents. It was great for the job because it was round, and was 3 oz. so i knew i had more than enough, yet concealable. Pick up a digital thermometor if you do not already have one, and practice placing it for a few hours with water in it, and test the temperature. This will reassure you that proper temperature is easily maintained. Find a combination that works for you, for me it was 3 pairs of tighty whities. If your worried about the prospect of a physical, and think you may have to drop your draws, find a pair of undies that has a pouch like thing in the bottom (right where you want to keep the bottle). hide the bottle in the bottom layer, and temp will still be fine, and if you have to pull them down, the bottle is still hidden.

Make yourself an iteneray for the day of the test, and follow N2's dilution method to a T (remember to eat when taking the aspirin). If for some odd reason you are unable to use your smuggled sample, you will be glad that you still have this one last hope that your THC levels are below cutoff through dilution. If you want to pass the DT bad enough, taking these countermeasures is a small price to pay.

On the day of the test, relax and understand that its an invasion of your privacy to take your urine. Stand up for your right to pursue happiness, and keep your private life PRIVATE. See yourself successfully pulling this off before it happens, and then during test time just relax and let it happen. More than likely your not going to be observed if its a pre-employment test, so i HIGHLY advice you take advantage of your right to piss in privacy. Its hard telling how long you will have this right, so take advantage while you can.

At my test, it was very easy to substitute. I had 90ml, and they only required 45ml, so immediately upon entering the bathroom i dumped about 51ml into the test cup, and slowly dumped the rest into the toilet (for sound effects). Be careful with that though, its kinda tough. Give them your sample, they will check the temp and you are HOME FREE!!

Theres only one last thing to do, and i'm sure you know what that is... SMOKE ON!!!

Peace out everybody, I hope this helps someone.

No Longer A
-Very Concerned Toker