A WHALE IN RIVER THAMES BATTERSEA PARK

oh my fucking god a bottle nosed whale is in the river thames ..its stranded near battersea park 2 mins from my house lmao.

you lucky sod! get your arse down there. I've been in Richmond working all day hoping it would come up that far.

no joke. the are trying to get it to swim outt o sea but it keep goin as far as west minister abbey then goin back to battersea park lmfao

lol me 2 i dont think it qwill still be there now wot do u reckon? also i have a worked in a shop in richmond near where that little smoke/grinder shop used to be.

It's still there (or at least once at 5:50) = here

i was wondering why they cant just move it somehow attached but i just read it weighs 7 tonnes lol fuck that
lucky no1 randomoly saw it walking back wrecked at night hahaha i would of span the fuck out

apparently some guy on a train saw it and phoned the law and said "I'm either hallucinating or there is a whale in thames". the operators must have told him to f off and come down quietly somewhere

lol yeah u know theres those nutter who swim in the thames lol i met one once b4 he jumped in and he came back out wiv a bike lol he said he has found things like rings coins gas masks jewlery of all types ....and yes the odd human/animal part ......imagine your this guy swimming around in the thames one day and a fuicking 7tone whale hits u fromt he side..


JAWS ITS JAWS HELP ME!!!!!

Finally, the animals have decided to join our ranks.
This is an obvious sign that this dolphin is interested in getting a job, paying taxes and driving new cars. So instead of "putting it down" man..like just get him a suit a new tie and an apartment lease. This is a new age.

I didn't know people were barking enough to do that in the Thames. I was in Hampstead Heath lido building a few weeks a go and there were some psychos swimming in the open air pool. Nutters, it was absolutely fucking freezing. they all looked like they were about to peg out with hyperthermia.