poo thread

post here when you poo

tell me all about it i am interested in all poo stories

color, consistency, time of day, odor, its all game in this thread!

I just had a shit 5 minutes ago it was good. I feel great now.

I go every morning. :rolleyes: happy now?

I can rocket my poop out faster than i can pee.

I used to have poops so big they would clog the toilet nearly ever time.

Now when i poop a lot of times the poop is so big that all the water rushes around it and the poop doesnt flush.

btw i am not overweight

Only Tokosan.

I'm waiting for some people to start whining :D

a few minutes ago, about 7-8 logs the size of texas. consitency was nice, hardpoop. concistency was good, very dense. fast. shaped like footballs. mostly dark brown, smelled good, almost like what i ate about 14 hours ago, but mixed with CRAP and maybe a hint of lemon.

also, ghey secks?

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Originally Posted by Cooler Then Jesus

also, ghey secks?

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yes to buttsecks also cocks!

well, i love all the stories especially the one about thunder logs and stank ass poo.


here my story this one time i was at the toilet rite? and teh poo would not come out! and srsly, this d00d comes in and offers buttsecks so im all like :p OK!!! and we have buttsecks and teh poo gets on his dic HAHAHHAA

poop

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Originally Posted by Rarrr

I'm waiting for some people to start whining :D

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Wait no longer.

*whines*

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Originally Posted by tokosan

here my story this one time i was at the toilet rite? and teh poo would not come out! and srsly, this d00d comes in and offers buttsecks so im all like :p OK!!! and we have buttsecks and teh poo gets on his dic HAHAHHAA

poop

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ZOMG. i think i know who you are now!! that was me, i got your poo on my dic RAWFFLE.