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hi,i've been token since i was 15. love the stuff . i have a great job but recently they started testing randomly. Therefore my fright. I don't want to lay the goodies down. it keeps me sane. aren't there some household remedies i can do to beat the test? Would appreciate some tips here fellow tokers.Pipes rule!! biz
Hey bro..
Sorry..I wish I could say "just get more vitamin Z and that'll fix it!"
But TTBOMK (to the best of my knowledge) the only way around it is a whizinator or a clean source of fresh urine (at the right temperature mind you)..
I'm not sure if the drinks even work...
I'm lucky..my boss buys his pot from me for his golfing days..his buddies love it..and it allows me to slack off while he's on the links while my co-workers slave out of fear that he will come in the next day and discover they haven't done enough...
It goes like this...
Him--- Hey..did you do XXX yesterday while I was gone?
Me--- No..I read the paper..got a cappucino..then fucked off home around 2 to watch Jerry Springer and have a pre-dinner nap..by the way..did you like the pot? It was Northern Lights!
Him--- Oh yeah.."laughs"..so and so hit a 125 because he was so messed up..gimme more for next Thursday..will ya?
Me--- You got it bossman!
The only agreement we have is that I don't smoke at work..I drive for a living and I just don't think it's the right time or place to be getting stoned..
Anyway..good luck!
Johnny
I've heard from a lot of friends that many bosses don't really care if ya test positive for thc. It's the other drugs they worry about.Quote:
Originally Posted by biscuit1988
I don't know what kind of company you work for or if your boss is strict.
OTOH, if ya have a government job, ya may as well hand in your notice.
I guess you can flush you system and quit smokin. Since the tests are ramdom, you never know when you'll be called.
Good luck to ya.
i say that we test people for greed, power, and ignorance. They seem to be more of a danger to society than cannabis /drugs are.
dai*ma
Pee for enjoyment, not for employment :dance:
thanks for your input. I do love the states though,however, I think they need to loosen up as far as puffing goes. I agree, it does help in everyday life. Someone finds out u do here and you're an addict with an attitude and treated like s---.
I found what I was looking for but it cost me . I love my job but this is my private space and no one gets in here without a fight. Keep on keeping on cuz I am!!!
i can't get anywhere on this thing. I mean i'm trying to leave messages and it gets posted! How do I talk to u guys?
If you're talking about private messages than you need to be a cafe member for that....not too bad of a deal really just don't go into it expecting anymore perks than private messaging, a bigger avatar and an additional fourm or it will be a waste of money.
I just finished up a six year Army enlistment, smoked for the last three of those years, along with about half a dozen of my buddies.
You can smoke and pass a drug tests, but there are an aweful lot of factors you have to think about. Since the tested toxins from weed are built up and stored in fat, it can last for up to a month in your system. There has to be a certain amount of the toxins coming out in your urine in order to be a confirmed positive and there are plenty of ways you can alter that.
There are a few things that can help purify your body of these toxins, you can buy a kit online that can wipe out everything in a week or so. Niacin is a good purifier because when taken in a substantial amount your body and skin will actually heat up and burn some of the toxins out of your fat. Exercise, water, exercise, water, and repeat is another very successfull method. But no exercise the day of or evening prior to your test.
But the sad news is that you probably can't smoke everyday... We kept our smoking down to two or three times a week. Niacin the day after (not time release, you need the slightly painful burn effect) and when it is time for your test drink water until you are puking it up. I try to get down about a gallon or more before my test, at a certain point your body will be pissing nothing but warm water.
Normally for civilian jobs they tell you that you need to take your whiz quiz, but it is up to you to make the appointment, so give yourself as much time as possible, you can be clean in a week if you smoke everyday, trade weed for exercise and water (its only one week) then take your piss test with confidence.
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