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Hey HD,

I know this isn't where it is supposed to be but I need a question answered so hopefully the powers that be will allow it until we make contact. I had no other way to contact you as my other computer took a dump on me and I'm using a backup. You're e-mail isn't on this one. Here we go...finally. I have to take a piss test on Tuesday. Haven't smoked since last Monday and that time it was about a half a very small doob and before that maybe an entire doob the week prior to that. Before that maybe a small bowl a day sometimes not for 3 or 4 days. In otherwords I'm not a heavy user. Too many other things to do than sit around being wasted. But that's my choice. Not passing judgement on anyone else. Been drinking a lot of water. I always take vitamins and exercise fairly hard (power hiking about 5 miles and lifting weights) 4-5 days a week. Metabolism is what most would consider slow. Don't have a lot of fat on me. 6'2" 240. I only give you this info as some say it matters. Can't take any flushes but have read where many don't work anyway. Test will be with my piss as I'm not going to carry someone else's...anyplace. So ya think I'll pass? I thought you might know as with your business I thought you had mentioned something about it at one time to me. I posted a question on the appropriate area of the site but all someone did was give me a link to a fake dick filled with fake piss. Not going to mess with that...of course.

Your new secret formula sounds awesome for them delicious tomaters. Hope all the best for you on that.

Thanks for any info you can give me! Have a good one.

MB

When I have workers comp claims, we drug test....but by hair....not piss anymore.

Hope you don;t have to give a hair sample....

24 hours before the test....

Drink huge, almost barfing amounts of cranberry juice and slam about 10,000 MG of vitamin C. At least one gallon.

2 hours before the test, slam at least 2 quarts of cranberry juice...and another 10,000 MG of Vit C.

Do this, and the THC will get masked.

Of course you may shit all over yourself....too.

Good luck lil brother.

HA! I can see me now standing there trying to piss in a cup and shittin' all over at the same time. I'm sure they'd be impressed. But wouldn't that much cranberry juice make your piss red? And do you think that because I partook in such small quantities that maybe it's not going to be a problem? Thanks HD. I appreciate your response. :glugglug:

LMAO!

A shitting and pissing M. Benson. I'd have to laff at that if I saw it.

No bro..your piss wont be red.

As far as your quatities...all depends....

How strong was the shit you smoked??? If it was strong, hell yes its still there.

THC is stored in your fat cells. Last time I saw your tits, yea, you had some fat there brother....Strong doses, even if small, store in the fat in your body.

And if you are working out like you say, your body is using that fat so yes you most definately would be likely to have some floating in your system. THC is metabolized outta your body by the liver, but not like water soluable meds.

The lipoproteins must first be converted by the P-52 cytochrome process...this takes time. The real answer lies in the concentration of your smoke.

BEsides...nothing wrong with shitting all over yourself.

IS THERE?

I was told to drink lots of water (LOTS) then get some Vit C just like HARDDON said (this makes your piss normal colored again instead of a clear color which indictates dilution. Then the day of your test (being tomorow) you need to piss once before the test. The during the test you need to start pissing then "catch" the middle of your piss then end it back in the toilet. I know a lot of people who passed it this way. Also if you had a chance to order shit online instead of being tomorow, they have a shampoo that gets rid of the traces in your hair. There was this really nice website (can't remember it right now because I'm not at home) that had all these solitions for the tests. Goodluck brother and I hope you pass your test.

you cant wash thc out of ur hair it chemically bonds and becomes apart of each strand like hardon said it bonds to lipids within the hair cell themselves and thats why hair strand test can show anywhere from 6 to 9 months of any exposure to thc

HA! Yeah I had some pretty nice tits at one time! HA! That made me laugh HD...thanks. But I've lost 65 pounds in the past few months (yes...I was a moose) so the tits are gone! Sorry...I still have pics if you want me to resend them to you. Better yet if you go to MBssuperfinetits.net or cranberrybms.biz and log in...I'll give you a free membership. Doesn't get much better than that.

Potency. Stuff was ok but not even close to one or two or three hit wonder. On a scale of 1-10 probably a 4-5.

Thanks for the info too Thug, but the test isn't till Tuesday which is 3 days from now. Actually about 2.5 days. But probably makes no difference.

But basically what I'm hearing is I'll probably flunk the test, although I've read that each person is unique. Or unick.

Thanks!

You wont fluck the test if you do as I say.