You Know your A "Stoner" When

List your own here (Btw the ones i post are past Experience :dance: )

it takes you 30 mins to get up to use the bathroom

Your bong is taller than your dog.(Bc i don't got a dog hahaha)

you light a cigarette and forget to smoke it.

After eating 2 bags of potato chips, Hole thing of oreo, 2 mini pizza's several slim jims, hole bag of graps, Candy; you sit around wondering when the munchies are going to kick in. (100% ture)

you are freakin out when you friend if punch the air

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

you trip on a pen(This happens some times when not high LoL)

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....


(Theses are not past ones, i though where funny)
You set your wedding date for 4/20.

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends. :thumbsup:

Post your own Experiences or joke down as well

You know your a stoner when

you want to go into the kitchen to get something. By the time you get down thier you forget what you wanted...

when it take's you about 30 min's to get to the bathroom.

When you laugh at trevor mcdonald when he come's on tv. Even tho he's not funny

When you laugh at nothing.

When you have 6 lighters, and you've lost all of em.

When your stash dry's out. You cry.... (Lol)

When you get some food, you eat them. Then your like "i swear i had more than this" and start to suspet someone stole your munchies when YOUR the only one the in the room.

They're the only one's i can think of.