Bud stems

I have a ton of bud stems, is there anything I can do with them? can you make oil from stems?

i ususally just chew on mine and eat them when im breaking up bud

In ancient times, when a man lost his leg, the village folk would hike out to collect the stems of the cannabis plant.

It was long, tiring work and little appreciation was shown by the legless man in question, often crying very loud in total anguish.

By nightfall of the fourth stemcollecting day, or "stemsday", the great fires would be lit in the town centre, and all would work together on binding the stems together real tight, until the break of dawn.

"Behold your leg of stems, legless man, for it is woven by us in your name" they would cheer repeatedly.

The leg of stems would then be dipped in rooting hormone, and attached to the man's stump by the village elder.

To make a long story short, if you have enough stems to make a wooden leg out of them, you could attach it to your body and harvest your own personal symbiotically grown marijuana.
Then you could say "MJ doés grow on my back"

Get a fat bottle of vodka, put them all in and leave it in a dark place for at least a month but the longer the better (a friend of mine left his for 6 months and it turned into a sort of suyrp). The vodka soaks up all the thc and turns the drink vodka green. Then when you drink it, you'll get very high. Dont forget to filter out all the stems before you drink... ENJOY.