2 different kind of crashes

crash #1 happend about a week ago, my comp got realy slow and i checked for viruses and BAM i found 15 of the little bastards. They all just boiled down to one witch i still can't get rid of, and i might just blow up my computer.

crash #2 was last week. I was on a bus and i was in a particulary morbid mood, so i was wondering what it would be like if the bus just rearended someone, the people flailing arround, the glass flying around all the people screaming and crying, i noticed that the lady next to me had her son on her lap, he would get flung arround if we did get into an accedent............... then we realy did. luckly the bus and the woman who we hit were only going about 20 mph so only 3 people got seriously hurt. The lady sitting in the first seat, some guy who was standing, and that lady's kid who was flung like a rag doll about 4 rows and broke his shoulder.

FUCK YEAH!!!

WAS THERE LOTS OF BLOOD AND GUTS?!?!?!

I hate viruses so much....and spyware, and pop ups