Newbie Sophia here...make this nerd feel welcome!

I posted this in my local thread...but hell, decided to post it here b/c writing is painful and I feel these paragraphs describe me. Funny, I'm a writer. Reminds me of that tattoo Angelina has, translated to say "That which feeds me destroys me" or some shit. Long story short, I'm a neurotic creative writer that is chronically stoned. Nice to meet you fellow tokers!

It's like...I have one life that involves being a responsible, Stepford-esque figure...and my other life involves weed and music and creative writing. Art. Spirituality. The shadow self that must be cloaked.

Even though I love living in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains I would pick up and go to CO now if I could afford it. Imagine, a $100 fine and that's it for growing your own stash! Imagine the money you could save...the botanical fun you could have...man, that's so not fair...I want the beauty of Virginia with the laws of Colorado.

If I'm misinformed on the law stuff, forgive me. I am a simple Southern housewife who gets her news from John Stewart and finds her bliss listening to Tori Amos and Shakira dreaming her way out of her carpeted suburban prison with the help of her best friend Mary Jane...

I'm also a closet bi-sexual with extreme love for the following: Angelina Jolie, Tori Amos, Portia De Rossi, Shakira, and Matthew McConaghey (I read he was naked, stoned and playing the bongos...Add that to his millions and you've got my dream man...)

I'm celeb-obsessed because I read "In Touch Weekly" while I smoke my herbal cigarette. I am a wife, a mother, an employee at a boring job, a writer, an artist, and someone who truly enjoys and honors MJ.

Laugh at my stupidness, I don't care. I'm stoned and lonely here. I need to reach out and find my "tribe," I know there are other stoned nerds bored in their suburban prisons desperate to reach others like them.

I'm Sophia, y'all..merry meet and toke on....I'm off to watch Comedy Central...

come now! colorado is BEAUTIFUL near the mountians! omg i would LOVE to live in colorado! :D

i think we gonna get along juuuuust fine :)

nice to meet ya :)

Yep lived in Pueblo, beautiful state. Loved the hot summers there.
Welcome aboard have fun. :rasta:

welcome to the boards and have a wonderful time

Stoner nerds are the coolest stoners. I mean who else had the best stoner ideas right? Anyways enjoy the forum.

Welcome to the boards from a fellow nerd/artist/stoner. Hope you feel welcome. We're always having a good time in the chatroom, you should make it a point to stop by! We're a close knit group there. :)

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Peace,
Caruso

Welcome NERD :D

Nerds are great. Welcome.