Who would come...

I recently attended a funeral and it just occured to me.
If u died today, who would come and pay their respects to you? Its an odd question but interesting, i wonder who would come to mine.

lol that is a bit odd, but I guess it would depend on when I died really. If I died as a young adult about to turn 20 like now, more people would probably come out of either guilt or just because it's such a tragedy. Like a lot of people I barely know at school might come.

Now if I were a run of the mill old timer, probably just my close friends and family as expected.

That's funny...

What happened at the funeral that make you think, "Wow, I wonlder who'd come to mine?"

Gee, I don't know.

Well that's not totaly true. I want a Viking style funeral! I think a few people would but I don't think my death would impact the lives of a great deal of people. I will be forgotten in a generation. So in a sense I will never have existed.

And how better to celebrate that than by lighting your corpse on fire and putting it out to sea.

Kinda seems like over-compensation...

i think it'd be cool to send you off by torching your body in the ocean! in any case, i'd prefer to be cremated anyways, incinerate my bones, and im happy.

I would've thought you'd prefer being dropped into a volcano, Shtoner Sadow Wolf.

actually, yeah, that does sound more approperiate...

That'd be funny, if most of the world froze over when they dropped you into the volcano. And when you hit the lava, you were like, "What the fuck?" But then, outside, everyone's frozen.

and the volcano is only lukewarm, but everyone else is dead.

and im stuck in the barrel of a volcano with no food or water, so i'll starve to death.


actually, it'd be funnier if the sun instantly imploded right at the moment my body hit the molten rock... :D