Diabetic Suicide Barz...DANGER!

Ok...a warning...
These things are addictive..and deadly!
Forget the weed..they are so sweet you will DIE if you eat too many from hyperglycemia..
Eat one bar only!
Now yer gonna need...
1 cup weed butter.. (Sautee 1 ounce of mid grade pot in 1 lb of butter for a bit..don't burn it..pour the butter through a strainer)
1/2 cup sugar...
1/2 cup brown sugar...
2 eggs separated..
1 tbsp water...
1 tsp vanilla extract..
2 cups flour...
1/2 tsp salt..
1/4 tsp baking soda...
1 cup crushed chocolate bar (your choice..white chocolate is good)...
1 cup brown sugar (again..yes..this is not a mis-print)
1/4 cup crushed walnuts....
1/4 cup coconut (grated)

In a large mixing bowl or food processor cream the weed butter with sugar and 1/2 cup brown sugar..
Beat egg yolks with water..and beat it into the butter mixture with the vanilla..
Beat in the flour..salt...walnuts..and baking soda..mix well
Spread batter in a greased 13 x 9 inch baking dish..
Sprinkle the chocolate bar and coconut over the top...
Beat the egg whites until still (use a mixer) and add the last cup of brown sugar to it..mix till it is stiff again and spread it evenly over the chocolate bar/coconut mix...
Bake for 30-40 minutes at 325 degrees farenheit..
Cut into even squares (should get about 16 bars) and enjoy...
:stoned:

omg i can actually tast it just by reading this :eek: i want to read it again!

Don't read it too may times..you will end up nodding off..and pissing maple syrup...

mmmmmmm sounds very tempting!

Pissing maple syrup ... Wow.