best night since probation

well a couple nights ago i was at a lil party at a friends hous. tons of fine ass females there. but this is how it goes, around here i guess its in style fer girls to be bi or les so all the girls sa they bisexual n make out wit eachother n shit. well we were all faded, an these gurls were talkin bout makin out wit other gurls n started goin at it fer pictures n shit. well when they started braggin bout ho much better gurlz r at bangin(wich is bullshit cause none of these gurls ever licked a beaver) i convinced three gurlz id prove they was wrong, so i went into my friends room wit three gurlz, we were all makin out an gettin into it. i started eatin 1 of em an i guess 1 of em couldn take it so she left. after that it was a blur of naked skin an lesbien action. i watched a lil an was involved a lot of the time but we jus got really into it, not like that makin love shit, i mean the real sex that u jus dun care who walks in an sees or what breaks, ur jus lost in the moment. when we finished i couldnt find my boxers so i freeballed the rest of the night. when i woke up the next morning i sow one of the gurls wearin my boxers an my shirt an i noticed i was wearin a lil shirt that said flirt on it. u know the night was craz when u wake up in a girlz skanky lil shirt wit glittery letters on it. i love alcohol :D


ne1 else have any stories that dont involve weed???

peace n bagz
kronik

Kronik, that story was great. Looooved it!:) You HAVE to write a rhyme about ho's in glitter baby doll t shirts. I'm glad you had so much fun.

I'm a phone sex "actress" , so I've acted out all sorts of crazy sexual fantasies. I do it stoned or sober cuz it's what I do. :p

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Originally Posted by Kronik Bagz

u know the night was craz when u wake up in a girlz skanky lil shirt wit glittery letters on it

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LMAO I love it!!! Thats hilarious! :p
Great story can't say as I've ever had anything like that happen...but I'd love it if it did I'm sure!:D

hahaha damn sounds fun last time i got that fucked i passed out b4 i got ne...i was almost there but the next three shot fucked me nuff to pass out

I'm pratically hicthed already, so it's been just one taco for me lately. But that's all good :cool:

ahahhahaha bagz your fucking whew i dunno what to say about that:D

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

Kronik, that story was great. Looooved it!:) You HAVE to write a rhyme about ho's in glitter baby doll t shirts. I'm glad you had so much fun.

I'm a phone sex "actress" , so I've acted out all sorts of crazy sexual fantasies. I do it stoned or sober cuz it's what I do. :p

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well i thought bout it a lil
an i decided i would write a rhyme
down the street
4:20 was bout the time
but im on proby
so i avoided tha kind
an had myself a lil rum n lime
things got a lil roudy
chix makin out wit chix
talkin they no longer need dick
i thought it was bullshit
so i decided to prove wrong what they told
these gurls were hot
like the flame that used to light my bowl
i gave it a lil flip an a roll
an in no time i was in that hole
not 1 but two no fool
lots of skin lots of slaps
im surprised i didnt end up wearin chaps
this is tha kinda shit thatll tear off a nutt sack
but i flipped 1 over on her back
n put my tool in her verticle crack
i was almost done
so i pulled a retract
an aimed straight fer their lips
busted a fat load from their heads to their hips
lookin like they spilled pinicolada bits
if it wasnt from the pics
noone wouldove known it came from my dick
i was tired so i took a 9 hour nap
woke up next to these gurls
so i knew last night wasnt fiction it was fact
an in fact
i couldnt find my boxers
an i had on no pants
i looked over an my boxers were on her
but she was also wearin my faygo shirt
so i look down
an im wearin a pink shirt sayin flirt
but i dun really care i got what i wanted
these gurls proved theyre word
an i got up on it


hehe


peace n bagz
kronik

lmfao hahahahaha bagz u supa freak ;)

tequila works wonders...if you can find a party that can drink tequila, you've found a party to stay at! my folks went on vacation in Mexico a couple months back, and brought me a really fantastic local bottle...had some spanish handwritten on it, with a worm and everything...it was the greatest night of my life (I think). I remember I woke up, and had little pen marks all over the back of my hand and arm...I was kinda hung, so I counted all 37 of them...after some more people woke up, I realized that some other folks had them too, but they only had like 4 or 5 marks...

later that day, my friends told me that I had been keeping track of my drinks...they recalled me stumbling around in various states of undress, but always with my tray. the tray had my tequila, a bag of limes, two shot glasses, a salt shaker, a knife (to cut the limes) and a sharpie marker. whenever I did a shot, alone or with somebody, I'd put a mark on the back of my hand (and the other person as well). but I was only keeping track of the tequila shots, I didn't bother recording the beers or the coolers or whatever else was floating around that night...

omg Bagz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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