Dear Stelth Smokers

Dont use joints. They smell your hair up, your coat, shirt everything even your breath. they leave mad ashes everywhere and its hard to controll the smoke.

Get a pipe. one with a cover and a little hole so you can cover it when you take your hit.

i wish someone would have told me this when i was a noob.

and also, blow the smoke in a large pillow, 0 smell. ZERO. or if you have a window, blow it out there, into the wind so you dont put it all into your house.

once, i was trying to smoke a joint out a window and the air was blowing in. BAD.

dont use spray, once or twice maybe, anymore then that they will wonder whats going on with you and the spray.

chew breath gum, cough candy or a mint after. also use eye drops 10 or 15 miniutes after you start smoking. You're eyes dont actually go red for a wile so dont rush into putting them in.

Wow thank you for bringing up such a brilliant thread.Stealth smoking is an art that can be perfected. I disagree on the joints part though. If used properly a joint will not stink everything up. You can roll up a small personal joint that will burn very cleanly and not leave a lot of smoke everywhere. Also trying to smoke outside as much as possible is best.
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that is true but new smokers usually cant roll the joints you speak of and you still have less control then a pipe. But to each his own.

lol.. i agree except the pillow part. It will build up and start to massively stink up your house or room or whatever. What you do is, you get a bunch of dryer sheets (those things in ur laundry room that are like little paper towel things that smell fresh) and put them inside a tube, and blow your smoke through that. It will smell lemony fresh. Just dont use it too much cuz theres still a tiny bit of smell that is noticable and it can build up.

Also, i used to take off my jacket to smoke joints and then put them back on after I am done. It actually works better if you smoke with the jacket on, get the smoke on that, and then take it off before you go in your house. If you take it off first, your skin or undershirt will smell and the jacket wont cover it up.

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lol.. i agree except the pillow part. It will build up and start to massively stink up your house or room or whatever. What you do is, you get a bunch of dryer sheets (those things in ur laundry room that are like little paper towel things that smell fresh) and put them inside a tube, and blow your smoke through that. It will smell lemony fresh. Just dont use it too much cuz theres still a tiny bit of smell that is noticable and it can build up.

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hey what if you point the doob toob at the pillow!? and i put a huge blanket in my pillow case, and when the time comes ill just wash it.

heres my method, - know that ive smoked hundreds of times in my room where im very careful

i light an incense just to be safe, but this method also works if you dont have an incense

i use a pipe, just so i can control all of the smoke

i take my hit, and right when im done i put my hand tightly over the bowl so no smoke escapes, i make sure theres no more smoke in the pipe and then ill blow it all into a pillow - ive used the same pillow for like a year. - no smell at all,..

i also use eyedrops right before i start smoking, that way, if my mom comes down, i wont have like to rush and hide everything then use eyedrops, which make your eyes like real watery and still red for a few minutes after applying.

also, another safe tip is to take the hit under a blanket or something, that way if any smoke escapes you, the blanket will help to filter it.

play it safe
unless you dont need to

only thing with the blanket is that you gota make sure you dont set it on fire lol. i have a duvet (full of feathers) and that would be fucking bad lol.

its good but man do i hate blowing the smoke in a pillow, u just have to exhale so much more harder :(

and yeah, i have been using mine for about 2 weeks and still no smell.

great advice man! i know most of those tricks by now, but took time for me to releise em. but you got a few other good ideas, i'll try the pillow 1 next time
instead of walkin round the house with a J, stinkin the whole place out. then goin crazy with the spray... i could use my pillow case! i dont mind sleeping to a weed scented pillow! sweeet dreams
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dude the doob tube works ive cheeched out my room and no smell but smoke and the trail from w/e ur smoking

How do you blow into the pillow...........do you take off the case and blow right at it? Or do you blow into the case (with pillow in) from the side?