Extremely funny new years eve story

i was alone at my house, parents were out at a party, so i pulled out the water bottle bong, and let er' rip. 11 bong hits, and 5 pieces of cheesecake later, and i was in the bathroom shitting my guts out, i gaze at the clock, and realized that it wus 12:27 and that i had missed the ball dropping and all that. i wus so pissed lol, so not having any fireworks, i drug my heavy as fuck marshall and set it outside on the porch facing our jackass neighbors, plugged in my guitar, and cranked that marshall crunch to full blast, and i showed my new years spirit to half the community.

I'm sorry, I didn't laugh.

well I chuckled slightly, but only slightly.

That kind of sucks you weren't out getting trashed, but hey, to each his own.

I didnt really laugh but at least you showed your new years spirit

hah! i laughed a bit :) on the inside

I DIDNT LAUGH

Yeah, I bet your neighbors laughed.

i was laughing after everybody said you weren't funny LOL

lol, same with me.

I laughed.