hey i need some advice

i have never smoked weed before.

i was wondering the easiest way to make a bong or a joint or whatever. i just need to know the most simple way, because i am new to all of it.

could somebody give me directions or instructions on how to make one really easily.
i also heard that you could make one with just a pop can and indent it in the middle with a book side, then poke holes on the indentation, then just start the weed on fire when it is over the holes. but i dont know if that is the most simple method.

thankyou for all your help

make freinds that smoke and smoke with them dont over do it your first time

well i want to go with my friends to smoke with them. but im grounded for the next three weeks, and i cant go to their house. and im only 14 so i cant drive or anything. i have nowhere to do it except by myself in my room.

well,
you can do this, although it's not really the safest way, as its plastic.


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Get a pepsi bottle, or equivalent, get a compass, pair of scissors, whatever,
then puncture the bottle about midway,
fill it with water to the hole, then get a pen case (a plastic one, that has open ends on both sides, such as a bic or plastic biro) remove the pen and tip (obviously) then shotgun.

Roll a joint, position the joint so that the end of it is inside of the bic, have the bic at a 45 degree angle, with the tip inside the bottle, being submerged,
then pop your mouth round the top, and inhale hard.

This isn't the best way to do it, but it can be done in about 5 minutes with household items, finding a container for the hash/weed that is small enough, and metal, so you can just light the weed would take longer. :D

and if your 14, not being funny, don't do it solo.
first time you do a bong, you WILL get MASHED.
For example....
First time you drink, it affects you more.
First time you smoke, your chest hurts, you cough and your eyes water, and you feel really lightheaded.
First time you smoke weed, you feel dizzy, chances are if it's good stuff, and you do the setup I told you, you wont remember anything, plus if you do, it will be a daze, if your grounded, your mum WILL smell it, it has a very distinctive smell, plus you won't make much sense, and you'll be laughing your ass off, or be unbelievably afraid you'll be caught.

Plus as its plastic, and you don't put it out, it COULD THEORETICALLY light the plastic pen, which will release toxins, that will stink, plus the plastic will fall to your carpet, set it on fire, then bam.

I know it's over the top, but in all honesty, don't do it solo for the first few times.

okay thankyou very much. but how do i roll a joint? i am really really new to all this but i just got some new weed and i dont know anything at all, as to how to roll a joint or how to make anything.

the only thing i do know is one way but i dont know if it works.

okay first you take a plastic can. lay the can on its side. then get a book and puncture the side of the book about half way down the can. then poke a lot of tiny holes in the punctured area. then set your weed on top of the holes and light it. then you just inhale from the part of the pop can that you usually drink out of. i heard that somewhere but i dont know if it works. does anyone know if it works?

this has got some rolling techniques tht might help u out...this ones the easiest...http://www.passthejoint.com/rolling_saturday.php altho for my first time this would of daunted me soooo...

id advise u to hv a practice with tabacco first jus so u dnt end up searching for weed in ur carpet lol

seen as its ur first time u might jus wna stick to one slim king rizla..pack it (rmbr to layer if u use tabacco so u dnt side burn) roll a roach put in place n carefully roll between ur fingers...once it feels comfortable u cn roll it up jus try n keep it tight :)

it tks a lot of time so dnt worry if it buggers up for a while lol

good luck n keep us updated
xxx

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Originally Posted by Mole2k4

and if your 14, not being funny, don't do it solo.
first time you do a bong, you WILL get MASHED.
For example....
First time you drink, it affects you more.
First time you smoke, your chest hurts, you cough and your eyes water, and you feel really lightheaded.
First time you smoke weed, you feel dizzy, chances are if it's good stuff, and you do the setup I told you, you wont remember anything, plus if you do, it will be a daze, if your grounded, your mum WILL smell it, it has a very distinctive smell, plus you won't make much sense, and you'll be laughing your ass off, or be unbelievably afraid you'll be caught.

Plus as its plastic, and you don't put it out, it COULD THEORETICALLY light the plastic pen, which will release toxins, that will stink, plus the plastic will fall to your carpet, set it on fire, then bam.

I know it's over the top, but in all honesty, don't do it solo for the first few times.

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okay thankyou. would the weed be bad after three weeks? or can i continue to save it until i can do it with my friends?

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Originally Posted by socks

this has got some rolling techniques tht might help u out...this ones the easiest...http://www.passthejoint.com/rolling_saturday.php altho for my first time this would of daunted me soooo...

id advise u to hv a practice with tabacco first jus so u dnt end up searching for weed in ur carpet lol

seen as its ur first time u might jus wna stick to one slim king rizla..pack it (rmbr to layer if u use tabacco so u dnt side burn) roll a roach put in place n carefully roll between ur fingers...once it feels comfortable u cn roll it up jus try n keep it tight :)

it tks a lot of time so dnt worry if it buggers up for a while lol

good luck n keep us updated
xxx

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okay thankyou. but i heard that you have to keep a ciggerette filter and put that in there? im sorry i am really stupid because i am so new to this.

no no dont ever usa a fag filter u wont get any of the godness! in t bk of the pack of rizla theres a piece of thin green card if u tk tht out n rip a bit off u cn roll a nice one :)

n btw...its ok to not know everything...we all start somewhere :)

smoke safe...but most of all enjoy
happy stonin :D