swollen penis

i dont know y but my penis has swelled up. its all red and purple too. must of been somthing i ate. shit i think im going to have to go to the hospital...

damn... that sucks. hope it gets well soon

Was it you that had my dad called in to the ER on christmas day???

...Yes, my dad's profession largely involves penises.

could be an std man. get that shit checked out

but maybe ice can help??

sounds like you got a mean sunburn man... aloe vera

hahaha, fuck that

well im back now and everything is fine. they had to drain the fluids with a needle :(

:( damnnnnnnnn draining fluids with a needle out of your cock:(

ewww. lol. I hope you're a liar. If you're not, my penile blessings to you and yours.

wow, sounds nasty. i'm glad everything is okay though.