You know you're a stoner when..

You just realize your cat is a girl.

Lol, my cat had kittens (almost a m onth old now) and I JUST realized one of them was a girl..we named him (her)Silent Bob. Lol. Oops!



Ah, lovin' the pointless posts :D

You know youre a stoner when you mistake a bong for a cup

eww, hopefully you didn't drink the bong water.

Which reminds me, I dumped bong water in a cup..I sh ould go dump that out before I drink it >.<

Hehe, nah I got the bong to my mouth and thought "Hey this thing feels familiar", then realised it was a bong and had a bowl instead of a drink. Good trade off if I say so myself :).

you know your a stoner when you try and boil a cup of water (with a measuring cup) in the microwave and burn yourself.

You know your a stoner when after you finish a joint you light a cigarette by the butt end.

i think your a stoner wen your in a shitty mood and to make urself happy you think of weed and all the magicalness that can come outa it. I usually do that it always makes me happy :rasta: wow i think im a stoner

You know youre a stoner when you have a drawer completely dedicated to weed, items relating to weed and devices to clean piupes, bongs etc

You know you're a stoner when... A friend with weed.... is a friend in deed!

you know your a stoner when you wake up with no eyebrows