Portrait of a Samoan douchebag?

Just thought I'd share a chat log I copied from earlier this morning in the chat. I know it's a lot, so I bolded the only comments directed towards me or the ones I directed towards him. But if you have time, read the whole thing, he says some pretty fucking weird and hilarious shit.

>> SamoanLawyer has joined room #Live_Chat
BlackBliss> my wild kareoke
BlackBliss> :D
SamoanLawyer> gday you's
BlackBliss> you's
BlackBliss> what do you think i am
BlackBliss> a fucking sheep?
SamoanLawyer> yeh rootable too
BlackBliss> im human man
SamoanLawyer> fuck i forgot about the breqd in the oven
SamoanLawyer> its ok though
SamoanLawyer> its not burned
SamoanLawyer> just crusty
SamoanLawyer> hehe
SamoanLawyer> but bb are you really human?
ickystkyme> more human than human....
ickystkyme> heh
SamoanLawyer> and besides i didnt think you were a fucking sheep , just a sheep
BlackBliss> nope im E.T comming home to phone your arse!!!
SamoanLawyer> ok?
[Caruso329] peace guys, I'm off to get some work done
BlackBliss> peace
ickystkyme> night
SamoanLawyer> good piss off
[Caruso329] ...right
ickystkyme> meh!
SamoanLawyer> go on git
ickystkyme> night caruso xxx
[Caruso329] haha
[Caruso329] no
[Caruso329] just for that I'm staying
BlackBliss> night buddy
BlackBliss> lol
BlackBliss> cool
BlackBliss> thx sam
[Caruso329] indeed
BlackBliss> lmao
[Caruso329] only got yourself to thank for that one good samoan sirrah
BlackBliss> reverse phsycoligy is the best mind work aint it :D
SamoanLawyer> ok im just gonna ive you shit on your shit house diswcipline the caruso
ickystkyme> you guys , tell me something
SamoanLawyer> hows your plants goin?
ickystkyme> when you tell a girl you dont care what she looks like or ifshe gains weight and all
[Caruso329] do we mean it?
ickystkyme> are you guys just bein nice and really thinkin, fix yourself woman?
[Caruso329] thats a situational question
SamoanLawyer> nah come on hows those baby mj plants goin caruso?
BlackBliss> does anyone know how long a seedling has to be on 24/7 before i change to 18/6 for veg??
[Caruso329] sometimes we mean it, sometimes we're thinking if we say what we mean we'll get killed
SamoanLawyer> WTF is a situational question? stop attempting cuteness
SamoanLawyer> its gay
BlackBliss> lol
[Caruso329] just for that, I'm not answering the plant question
ickystkyme> gotcha
[Caruso329] I had the answer typed out all nice and everything, was about to hit enter too.. but no, you done fucked up twice in two minutes
ickystkyme> sammm....i think you need a nap! :)
ickystkyme> brb
[Caruso329] and a situational question is a question that has different answers depending on what situation the person asking is in
shay> A farmer walks into his bedroomwith a sheep under his arm and says "this is the pig i have to shag when your not up 4 sex" His wife says " i think u will find thats a sheep" He says " I think u will find i was talkin to the sheep"
BlackBliss> HOW LONG!!!
[Caruso329] lmao

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SamoanLawyer> thats a shizo answer caruso329, hows caruso 328 going?
BlackBliss> I NEED TO KNOW PPL
BlackBliss> TELL ME
[Caruso329] no it's not a "shizo" whatever the fuck that is answer, you're just too ignorant to understand
[Caruso329] tell you what BB
BlackBliss> how old should my seedling be before i change from 24/7 to 18/6???
[Caruso329] you don't have to change from 24/0 to 18/6
SamoanLawyer> oink like a pig caruso
BlackBliss> yes you do
[Caruso329] only if you fuck yourself in the ass with a dildo, because I know your dick is too small to reach
[Caruso329] no you don't
[Caruso329] ask any grower
SamoanLawyer> fuck you got typing skillz there caruso
SamoanLawyer> wanna be my secratary?
BlackBliss> 24/0 is for seedling, and then 18/6 is for vegetation
[Caruso329] not particularly sam
SamoanLawyer> you gotta wear a skirt though
SamoanLawyer> and stillettos, i m not fussy
[Caruso329] no bb, 24/0 or 18/6 are interchangeable
BlackBliss> what do you mean?
[Caruso329] you can use either one and your plants will grow equally well
BlackBliss> mine are now in a relfection room and im just going to do them in there , rather than do them outside now ok
BlackBliss> i changed my mind
BlackBliss> thats why i have been away
BlackBliss> because i have been building it
SamoanLawyer> caruso WTF do you know about growing FFS
SamoanLawyer> you have never grown shit
[Caruso329] some people swear by 24/0, some people by 18/6, and some people even have there own light systems like 19.5/4.5
BlackBliss> what do you think then Sam?
SamoanLawyer> whats the question?
[Caruso329] I probably know more about it than you Sam, thats what.
BlackBliss> what cycle should my new seedling be on?
[Caruso329] Now quit acting like a fucking twat and just chill
BlackBliss> it about 5 days old now
SamoanLawyer> oh my evenings entertainment
SamoanLawyer> lol
[Caruso329] Ah, so if I insult you its entertaining?
SamoanLawyer> BB let it grow
SamoanLawyer> BB, the key to growing is let it grow, dont ever worry too much about it
SamoanLawyer> nute regimes are mostly shit
SamoanLawyer> always use a 1/3 of what hey say
SamoanLawyer> they just want you to use more
SamoanLawyer> icky you there?
BlackBliss> but what cycle should i have it on? ok i have built a new little room that will hold 3 plants anyway...... its completely reflected, and i have a duel fluorescent tube right along the top, and i also have a vent, but they are not hydro, because i am feeding and watering them myself, and they are in pots with potting mix and other nutients ....so what cycle do i have it on???
SamoanLawyer> 24
[Caruso329] BB, I found you an answer
[Caruso329] http://www.overgrow.com/edge/showthr...ghlight=24%2F0
BlackBliss> 24 hours for how long?
[Caruso329] until you want to switch to flowering
SamoanLawyer> 18/6 is a internet romance Bullshitters gay fuckin revelations of BS
BlackBliss> shit
SamoanLawyer> 24/7
[Caruso329] then go to 12/12 for flowering
BlackBliss> 24/7 then 12/12
BlackBliss> yes?
[Caruso329] yes
SamoanLawyer> yep
BlackBliss> ok
BlackBliss> thanks guys
BlackBliss> brb
[Caruso329] np
SamoanLawyer> some strains grow 2/3 their size after veg, be warned

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SamoanLawyer> some dont
SamoanLawyer> its a Mcgamble
SamoanLawyer> Caruso, seriously, do you have parental supervision?
SamoanLawyer> Im a bit worried about you