Get to know McCauley Caulkin

Who is McCauley Caulkin? besides a legendary actor, hollywood heartthrob, and creator of land, sea, and all elements?

Here are 10 facts about McCauley Caulkin that all should know and fear:

1.when McCauley Caulkin was born, McCauley Caulkin slapped the doctor and the doctor cried in pain and fear

2.McCauley Caulkin had sex with the nurse after McCauley Caulkin was born, she was the 3rd woman McCauley Caulkin had sex with

3.when McCauley Caulkin jumps into a body of water, McCauley Caulkin does not get wet, the water gets McCauley Caulkin'ed instead.

4.the last man to make direct eye contact with McCauley Caulkin was ray charles

5.when McCauley Caulkin recieved a star on hollywood's walk of fame, McCauley Caulkin's handprints were put on after the cement had dried.

6.When McCauley Caulkin puts out a cigarette, McCauley Caulkin throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmy walks away as an inferno erupts behind McCauley Caulkin.

7.the last scene of The Good Son was not a stunt, McCauley Caulkin was actually dropped off a 200 foot cliff. McCauley Caulkin survived.

8.McCauley Caulkin is a mathematical genius. in fact, McCauley Caulkin has counted to infinity, twice.

9.McCauley Caulkin has never read a movie script, McCauley Caulkin just stares the script down until McCauley Caulkin gets the information needed to play the specific role.

10.McCauley Caulkin was actually supposed to play the role of harry potter to save money on special effects because instead of using computers to create illusions of magic, McCauley Caulkin does real magic. But instead that other guy got the part because McCauley Caulkin refuses to do british accents and play quidditch

Simply brilliant. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Simply brilliant. :thumbsup:

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my thoughts exactly :dance:

YOUR BACK!

hooray :dance:

I <3 McCauley!
Glad to see you're back mate.

:confused:

You show McCauley Caulkin disrespect?! *Roundhouse kicks you*

I also love you.. the people in the thread I made saying he'd be proud (as Home Alone was on tv) who didn't know who I was on about.. here he is!!! :D

McCauley Caulkin is a God :)

McCauley Caulkin lives on !!!
ALL HAIL MCCAULEY CAULKIN !!! i watched home alone 2 on tv few days ago. good stuff

mccauley caulkin is gay. dude i actually kinda wana know if your really mcauley caulkin or whatever, and if not, who are you?