STONER jokes thread

This joke thread is for stoner jokes~
Lets keep the racism out of this one please, I think maybe thats why the other joke thread dissapeared!


Two stoners were walking down the road and they see a dog licking it's own balls and one stoner says to the other "Man I wish I could do that."
The other stoner says "You better get to know him better."
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A stoner is standing in fron of a soda machine and he keeps putting in a $ and a can of soda would pop out. Someone passing by has seen the whole thing and asks, "What the hell are u doing?" The stoner replies "Duh, Im winning!"
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What do you call it when a roach burns your clothes? a pot hole

what do you get when you cross a stoner with a joke thread?
...uh....i forgot....


HAHAHAHAHA i made that one up myself. BOOYA

lol

What did one stoner say to the other stoner about his skin rash?