A.C.'s song titles are the best.

I love Anal Cunt, 99% of you will not have heard of them probably...but you should check them out for comic value.

1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
2. Valujet
3. You've Got No Friends
4. You Keep A Diary
5. You Own A Store
6. You Got Date Raped
7. Recycling Is Gay
8. You're A Cop
9. You Can't Shut Up
10. You've Got Cancer
11. We Just Disagree
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos
13. You Are An Interior Decorator
14. Pottery's Gay
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay
16. Branscombe Richmond
17. You Live In Allston
18. You Are A Food Critic
19. Just The Two Of Us
20. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
21. You're Gay Listen
22. You Look Adopted
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24. You Have Goals
25. You Drive An IROC
26. You Play On A Softball Team
27. Because You're Old
28. You Sell Cologne
29. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
30. You Live In A Houseboat
31. Richard Butler
32. 311 Sucks
33. Your Kid Is Deformed
34. You Are An Orphan
35. You're Old (F@#k You)
36. You Go To Art School
37. You're Best Friend Is You
38. You're In A Coma
39. Windchimes Are Gay
40. No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid F@#king Band
41. Rene Auberjonois
42. The Internet Is Gay
43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
44. Hootie And The Blowfish
45. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
46. Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
47. Technology's Gay
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49. I'm In A.C.
50. You (Fill In The Blank)
51. Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache


1. Face It. You're A Metal Band
2. Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
3. Kill Women
4. Steroids Guy
5. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
6. I Noticed That You're Gay
7. Dead. Gay. And Dropped
8. You Look Divorced
9. I Hope You Get Deported
10. Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
11. Trapped
12. You're A Fucking Cunt
13. Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
15. Bill Scott's Dumb
16. Harvey Korman Is Gay
17. You Fucking Freak
18. Theme From Three's Company
19. Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
20. Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
21. I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
22. Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey
23. Metamorphosis
24. I'm Sick Of You
25. Howard Wulkan's Bald
26. You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy
27. Tom Arnold Listen Listen
28. I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
29. Big Pants. Bigger Loser
30. Marc Payson Is A Drunk
31. Your Family Is Dumb
32. Furnace
33. You're Dumb
34. Van Full Of Retards
35. Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
36. Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Dumb
37. Dumb. Fat. And Gross
38. I'm Not Stubborn
39. Mike Mahan's Sty
40. 02657
41. Gloves Of Metal
42. Bonus Track

1. I Became A Rape Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos Listen
7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschwitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over You Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
24. I F#@ked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid F#@king C#nts
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Dead Beat Dads Are Cool
32. Im Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. BT/AC
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women


I admit, some of these are just stupid...but some are pure gold.

The Locust >>> Anal Cunt

They actually try and play some music... but AC is still funny as hell though... it's like a musical tokosan.

Obviously the locust dick all over AC.....AC are a joke, i don't find them musically talented in the slightest.

Yeah, of course... but I was talking aobut the song titles. The Half-Eaten Sausage Will See You In His Office Now. LOL!

Yeah, i'm trying to remember another one of theirs....something to do with Jesus.

Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better (fucked up song)
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That's the one, anything jesus does, i can do better.

That's my philosophy for life.