English Project on weed

Yeah this is kind of ironic but I have to do a report on how 'Cannabis Sativa' lowers kids grades and makes them have poor performance in school academics. But anyone got any suggest, on what to do, I'm so lost and I have to have a thesis which im still lost on and its due tomorrow. Yeah I'm gonna fail because I have to write the complete opposite on what i think about Mary Jane but o well.

ANYONE KNOW HOW TO START A THESIS FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!

Cause: Marijuana
Effect: Declining Grades and Poor Performance in Academics

aqk:lqj@$!@

do a report on how good it is for people instead, say you couldnt find any evidence :)

Now get to detention for not having done it ealier:)

Good luck in class.

Rastagal

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Originally Posted by Genuine17

Yeah this is kind of ironic but I have to do a report on how 'Cannabis Sativa' lowers kids grades and makes them have poor performance in school academics. But anyone got any suggest, on what to do, I'm so lost and I have to have a thesis which im still lost on and its due tomorrow. Yeah I'm gonna fail because I have to write the complete opposite on what i think about Mary Jane but o well.

ANYONE KNOW HOW TO START A THESIS FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!

Cause: Marijuana
Effect: Declining Grades and Poor Performance in Academics

aqk:lqj@$!@

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my question is that why do you kids look for answers here??! god, that paper should be easy as hell. just look up what our government thinks on pot and there you go.

You must have got to choose, I don't think school would make you do a project on things against weed.. If you can't say anything nice about it, change the topic :)

heres your homework :) plagarise this :)
www.maps.org/mmj
do what EMJ said, check the interwonderwebblenet. (tm)

you're welcome.

sort of easily answered with a certain ammount of controversy you shouldnt be smoking it at school

Are you in High School? Because high school doesnt really fucking matter that much. You can always get into a good community college later. Then transfer to a university after a few years and save a SHIT LOAD of money.

That being said. Get high as hell and write some crazy ass paper about how unicorns are great because they smoke weed all the time or whatever. It will be funny. Sort of a big ole FUCK YOU to the teacher.

Ah, a thesis, my old, arch enemy from college, I hate thesis statements! But I know how to do them...

I hope you know what a thesis is, I hope. If the subject is on, "how Cannabis lowers kids grades" Something maybe like: "Cannabis studies show that 60% of marijuana users get bad grades in school" That is your topic of your essay, that could be an example of a thesis. Or: "In recent years, statistics have shown that 60% of cannabis users under the age of 18, do poorer in school and are underachievers"

Something along the lines of that. I am am making up the %'s, just so you know.

The thesis is basically, the one sentence in the whole essay that explains what your essay will be about.

You are own your own from me, as you are the student, and I am done college :D

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Originally Posted by Das Boot

Are you in High School? Because high school doesnt really fucking matter that much. You can always get into a good community college later. Then transfer to a university after a few years and save a SHIT LOAD of money.

That being said. Get high as hell and write some crazy ass paper about how unicorns are great because they smoke weed all the time or whatever. It will be funny. Sort of a big ole FUCK YOU to the teacher.

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What?! Holy fuck are you ever dumb man.

yes! unicorns! yes! sounds like an A paper to me