omg, thank you dukes of hazzard.

i was stoned watchin dukes of hazzard and let me tell jessica simpson is the hottest chick ever, perfect tits , legs that go on for miles, tight ass, ahh the things i would do to here, shes just perfect jessica simpson really is the perfect girl. thanks god for building such a perfect chick. i hope she makes a sex video soon cause ill be the first to buy it. plus that movie was alright my 2favorite part was at the end when willy nelson and some random dude were smokin a joint out of an apple. and willy says " an apple a day keeps the doctor away". good stuff.

is she hotter than your new dealer whom you lick his sack once a week?

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Originally Posted by SporesDirect

is she hotter than your new dealer whom you lick his sack once a week?

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Hahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D :D :rasta: :pimp:

Ewww.

cool you can talk shit on the web. your probley some little fuckin nerd whos never had a girlfriend and gets nervous when people start talkin about girls its cool.

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Originally Posted by Onelove420

no, fuck you. i dont think you want nothin with me cause ill come down to were you live and kick your head in. feel me?

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Sorry, I didn't catch that part about shit talking on the internet. :)

hahahahahaahah~!!!!!!!!!! dude onelove ur a hypocrite dude. seriuosly just take a chill pill, like that one kid said "fighting on the internet is alot like the special olympics, even if you win, your still retarded." so keep that in mind buddy.

Ok at the end willie nelson is smoking a joint with the governer in the shed, and there not smoking out of an apple, and he does not say that he says- oh just cooking up some meat for the barbaque.

Ha ha! Onelove, you're a loser.

in tne theater version they hotbox the shed but on the dvd theyre using the apple pipe. i hate it when they change around the movies. also in the theater version johnny knoxville and sean william scott smoke out in the sorority house, but they changed that too.