Uncyclopedia

www.uncyclopedia.org

anyone else check it out? its like wikipedia, but fake! check it out, its some seriously funny shit! me and my friends wrote pretty much everything related to "groove" on that site. just search for groove.

i read that site just now...it is actually somewhat entertaining...though not much better then masturbating on a male dog...

the one on nietzsche kind of pissed me off...as you can see, he is even in my sig

Nietzsche's a boner. I should go write that in.

I went to a Random Page that was created by some nut, that went "politiiititu cllsjdj fjsd". So I rewrote the page using the few clues that he had to literacy. The word is Et:Nomme Raadio (he got a hyphen over the o, somehow)/

PMS

A PMS, or Particulate Matter Spreader, is a long handled raking device used to spread fear and discontent among the indigenous tribes of third world countries. First discovered in a sleazy disco in Dublin by prominent physicist Albert "Spunky" Woodchucker, the use of PMS has become fairly widespread as the weapon of choice for most warmongering nations. This, in turn, really pisses women off, bringing about stints of hormone induced rage (often referred to as PMS Syndrome).

i like that

look up the word, "stuff".

-Traditionally, the third Sunday in June is Motherfucker's Day, although it is called Father's Day by Hallmark."

-"Before the discovery of Marijuana's electro-psychotic properties, it was used as a punative instrument in primitive criminal justice proceedings. Defendents convicted of crimes ranging from murder to illegal file sharing suffered having rocks of Marijuana thrown at them until they died from the wounds. This was known as "getting stoned."

Those really cracked me up, the site's pretty funny

look up 420;)