advice for beginners?

hey guys, im a noob, and was just wondering if i could get any pointers, ya know, on the basic crap and whatever, like how much a joint should cost, how to roll, bong and whatever you can think of. :)

a joint of decent shwag goes for about $2 around here...rolling only comes with lots of practice...make sure that you trust the person your buying from when you dont know that much about it...an 1/8th should weight 3.5 grams, and usually cost $20-$30 for mids. invest in a little hand scale, and learn who hooks you up fat...

cannabis sativa: HAHAHAHAHA
cannabis indica: a body fuck, fresh from the stoned

oh, and dont take the brown acid

Can I ask how old you are friend?

oh, and on pipes:

glass is the way to go (tastes better), though you shouldnt smoke glass....glass is bad...

dont smoke ice either...

make SURE you dont smoke crystal...

and whatever you do, dont smoke crank...

now, most people new to smoking just buy a little metal pipe (known as a lip-burner) and/or a onie (one-hit piece)

make sure you dont breathe back into the bong...its a mistake made by many new people to smoking (i did it myself)

now, if you really wanna have a good time, buy an ounce...it should never cost more then 110 for standard bud...

im 17

iv done it a couple of times with my friends and stuff... but id like to get some for myself

your best bet is buying an 1/8th man...its pretty much the standard for soncumers...

The devil is so lovely.

stonedpenguin you are posting random shit. its getting to me in confusion and (&) all.

Prices are different all over so thats a hard one to answer without knowing where youre at. Also, connections play a role as well. As a beginner youll likely pay top dollar in your area, especially if you appear to be unknowledgeable.

Check here for some base info to answer some of your other questions. Its a reliable source of facts that I highly recommend.
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis.shtml