Need Help

I want to smoke in my bathroom soon and i would like to know how to go about this any info would be much appreciated!

get a sploof.
if you're bathroom has a fan, turn it on.
get your apparatus and your weed.
Smoke and breathe out of the sploof.
take a shower.

and flush the toilet after you finish smoking so people think you were just taking a huge dump.

yeah...you need some kind of help man

to smoke in the bathroom on an air plane, just blow into the drain in the sink. they have suction to them